i’m sorry, absurdly hot girl who i’ve had a crush on for the past year and a half whos into punk rock and is recently single and moving out of state within the next year, i can’t ride an elephant with you.

:”””’(

i stopped posting updates after i (in a roundabout way) told a girl i’d set her on fire if she reads my blog again. anyway, more updates coming soon.

:(

here goes